if you ever feel unappreciated this Christmas i got my 17 year old brother the PS4 and he gave me a bag of pretzels
doctor: you have to run more you’re incredibly out of shape
me: but doc i definitely run…..a blog haha
doctor: you’re going to die
Spanish has a variety in swearing and a flexibility that I miss in English
I mean yeah sure you can say ”fuck you asshole” to that driver who just cut you but isn’t that a bit lacking in spice when you can lower your window and shout I SHIT ON YOUR DEAD ANCESTORS YOU MALE GOAT SON OF A WHORE (me cago en tus muertos cabrón hijo de puta)
Girl Scouts are the ONLY exception.
"Ted and Robin were meant to be tog-"
"The Blue French Horn was such a swe-"
"Robin has always loved Ted, even when she rej-"
"The finale provided closure and—"
Just remember in about 40 seconds someone is about to commit suicide as we sit here blogging. This post goes out to the teens who took and will take their lives. Please just reblog this post to recognize them and don’t question whether or not you should. I promise it won’t ruin your blog type.